you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
