so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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