Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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