The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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