spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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