The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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