I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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