I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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