That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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