I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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