i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch