on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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