i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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