i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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