Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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