I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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