How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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