Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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