quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
