just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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