I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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