I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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