Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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