everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
All the doctor said was why
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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