Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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