Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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