TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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