So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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