how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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