I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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