I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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