Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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