I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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