question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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