It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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