Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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