So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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