is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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