what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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