All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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