i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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