Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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