No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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