Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sorry my hands just texted you
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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