did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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