You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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