hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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