Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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