it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
