Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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