we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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