People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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