The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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