I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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