I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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