he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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